cat rules wood sign . . .

"Cat Rules: 1. The cat is not allowed on the furniture. 2. Alright, the cat can go on the furniture, but NOT the kitchen counter. 3. OK, the cat can go on the kitchen counter too, just not when I'm preparing the food. 4. Fine. The cat can go wherever it wants whenever it wants, as long as long as it doesn't swat me in the face at 5:30 in the morning demanding to be fed. 5. The cat will be fed at 5:30 in the morning."

wood 7" W x 9 1/2" T x 1/2" D.